SparkyValentine86's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frog]

I think that just gave me cancer

That was just like one of those old Atari games...from when they ran out of good ideas. You new at this? You obviously got a handle on the basics of Flash, now do something interesting.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

A flash that personifies epic win

I feel like such a poser; I didn't get into Watchmen until recently. But, this is funny on so many levels. It's so goofy since the whole point of Watchmen was to deconstruct superheros, so taking it 180 again back to Saturday morning cartoons makes it supremely ironic. And I know everyone else said it, but Rorschach playing with puppies made me giggle, as did the bit with the Comedian and Silk Specter. In addition to the humor, the flash itself was supremely well animated. Do you use a pad to draw this stuff? I've always liked the professional quality of your flashes. Great job.

[CIGAR WARS]

Friendly advice

Dude, shave your shoulder.

No plot, just a demo reel piece. Add a plot.

[A Short Flash about Clams]

Pretty good

I enjoyed it alot. My only suggestion would be to make the voice of the Elder Clam clearer. I had had a hard time understanding it. Otherwise good though

[Alfred Christ]

Fair

As an ex-Catholic, I love a good Jesus joke. I liked the animation style; it was very fluid. FBF? It just wasn't that funny. I would love to see something with a plot nex time. Good luck on your conquest of the interwebz.

[SPRITE YOU!!!]

One of the best

This is the best tutorial that I have seen for ANYTHING. My one suggestion, how do we turn this into a fighting game in Flash? I don't know my code very well. Do you know of a place to find the actionscripts to program a game like this in Flash MX?

Osuka responds:

I dont know too much about AS in flash, you need to check in forums and tutorials in other pages :s

i made the game in MUGEN, is a fighting emulator, and a friend told me about 2D FIGHTER MAKER, is like mogen but better

[Shame by the Slice]

It's funny cause it's true!

God, that reminded me waaaaaaaay too much of like half the jobs I've had. It's just like a certain Starbuck I used to work at in Tucson. But yeah, I like the expression thing you did. It does have a very dynamic effect on the expressions. It came out really well and was funny to watch.

BaconMask responds:

Bad managers are everywhere I've found... but at least they're easy to make fun of! Thanks a bunch for watching and reviewing!

[Transformers Omega]

Wow, that was lame.

Nice set-up, but yeah, it's pretty obvious it's an old joke.

[Sex Trek - Voyager]

It sounds like rubber puppies when they have sex

I really liked this. I haven't seen it in a while and each time I watch it I remember how funny it is. My one complaint is that the flash is a little sloppy. The artwork works though. The one part where it looks like it's not deliberate is when the doctor comes through the door. Something's wrong with the animation there, like a tween gone wrong or something. But other than that I love it and it's one of my all-time favorites. I love the humor.