SparkyValentine86

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Flagg
Job: Student

I'm a SWM pisces who likes long walks on the beach, Shakespeare, and Loyd Kaufman movies--opps, wrong website. Sorry. Feel free to messages me anyway ;)

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Score: 8
Vete a la Versh 11

"Que el fuck?"

submission: Vete a la Versh 11
date: October 25, 2009

I like your storytelling style, but it was a bit short.

October 26, 2009

Author's Response:

"Que el fuck"?!?!?! Haaaaaaa ha ha ha! That sounds awesome... :P

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Score: 8
Where Babies Come From

"Dear God"

date: October 25, 2009

Wow. Shocking but funny. Animation is so-so and short, but other than that, awesome.

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Score: 0
Towel Boy

"But...It's Marc M..."

submission: Towel Boy
date: August 29, 2009

I'm usually your fanboy, but this wasn't funny. It was just kinda lame and repetitive. If I wasn't bored from the rest of the cartoon, I might have chuckled at that last bit, but come on.

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Score: 2
Evidence of Cruelty

"Not funny, sorry"

date: June 7, 2009

They need to specify what kind of "adult content." DO NOT WANT!!!

But well-drawn. Try making something with an actual plot instead of just banking on shock value.

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Score: 8
TOFU3

"Huh?"

submission: TOFU3
date: June 7, 2009

Gave you five, because I've seen the whole series and I want to see where this is going. But this particular installment made no sense. I'm hoping you're planning on explaining later.

As always, I do love the artwork and voices. You have a wonderful sense of style.

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Score: 10
In Utero

"I got three out of four!"

submission: In Utero
date: May 5, 2009

A bit easy, but other than that awesome. It must take some balls to make a game about the founder's wife's uterus. Kudos.

I wonder if this game reduces teen pregnancy...

May 5, 2009

Author's Response:

lol, a bit easy, huh?

we'll have to do a study on the effects of this game on sexually active teenagers. hmm

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Score: 7
A History Of Clocks

"I liked it, but I suppose I'm a bit of a fanboy"

date: April 23, 2009

Tagline says it all. My big complaint is that you can't have Tricky without his penis dancing. Fix that.

July 8, 2009

Author's Response:

thats what someone said originally. it will never be fixed.

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Score: 6
Terminator- Rise of Doug

"Good idea"

date: April 13, 2009

I liked your premise, but the execution was poor. There's a lot more humor you could get out of this idea. Animation and sound are pretty good though.

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Score: 10
Geeks In Love

"This is one of my all-time favorites"

submission: Geeks In Love
date: April 4, 2009

Several of my friends have standing orders to make sure this is played at my wedding. Also, to prevent me from marrying a girl who wouldn't let me play this at my wedding.

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Score: 7
I Like Chinese!

"I liked the quality of this mental exercise"

submission: I Like Chinese!
date: April 1, 2009

Happy April fools! Cute animation. Was this the barbarian Monte Python originally? That voice sounds familar.

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